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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2727 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4319 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 6335 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!