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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8295 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!