Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3175 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
