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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6505 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 9961 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!