Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Towns Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9912	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MC Zone

MC Zone Minigames!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4708	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Items Found:	4727	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	227	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8933	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	185051	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6334

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Potions Brewed:	145	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”