Weirdly Good Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you a master at stacking blocks in a perfectly symmetrical pattern? Do you have an uncanny ability to find diamonds within minutes of starting a new world? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where your weird talents will finally be appreciated!

We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you can perform the Chicken Dance flawlessly, you’ll fit right in.

Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of musical chairs. But be warned, he’s a sore loser.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms – on our server, we have a competition for the most outrageous and impractical builds. Can you construct a functioning roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Or a house made entirely out of TNT? The possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of playing on boring, ordinary servers and want to embrace your weird talents in a truly unique and wacky world, join us today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ores Mined:	843
Runes Activated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Magic Items Found:	1268

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The horror

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Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CruelCrafts

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Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	141	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7707

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Emeralds Found:	395
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5600	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Emeralds Found:	2827
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

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Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4612	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Star Shards Collected:	205	Gods Slained:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

UNLAWFULGADGETS

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Social Distancing Craft

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so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

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Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	196	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Novidium

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Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in: -Balance leaderboard, for money -Island leaderboard, for island level

Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Astopia

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Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

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I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	7669
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.