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Players: 101/900 Votes: 2158
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Magic Items Found: 6101
Zombie Dances: 10 Enchantments Applied: 97
Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Void Gems Collected: 39 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your favorite weird porn category? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mix of rule 34 and Minecraft, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. From building giant phallic structures to role-playing as your favorite hentai characters, this server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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  • Femboys Tomboys Anihilate Gay Sex 1.20.1

    Femboys Tomboys Anihilate Gay Sex 1.20.1
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 2798
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 131 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ores Mined: 2963
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, listen up! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything, like why femboys and tomboys are taking over the world. Maybe it’s a conspiracy by the Illuminati to control our minds through gender confusion. Who knows, man? But one thing’s for sure, our server is where the truth lies. So come on in and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together. Or just build some epic structures, whatever floats your boat. Just remember, the truth is out there, and it’s waiting for you to discover it on our server. Peace out, my fellow truth-seekers!

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  • KidCraft or LifeCraft

    KidCraft or LifeCraft
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 7095
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Emeralds Found: 3704
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s relationship status? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy custody battles, rave festival drama, and wall damage repair quests!

    Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing off against your ex’s new fiancé who thinks he has a say in your parenting schedule. Will you be the hero your child needs, or will you bend over backwards one too many times for your ex’s convenience?

    And don’t forget to explore our virtual world filled with pixelated walls that need fixing, just like the mess your ex left behind in real life. Join now for a divorce-worthy adventure that will leave you questioning if you’re the bad guy or just a Minecraft master with a heart of gold!

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  • CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1910
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Crops Grown: 9140 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

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  • CraftyStarlinkFun

    CraftyStarlinkFun
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 1738
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.

    one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.

    we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.

    so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

    Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 1318
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 80 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

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  • Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

    Sleepy Brain Dot Craft
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 1806
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Alien Abductions: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

    We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

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  • TheFunZone

    TheFunZone
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 3629
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 242 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

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    Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

    Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

    Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

    thefunzone.de:19132

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  • Davidscloud Servers

    Davidscloud Servers
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 1555
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Crops Grown: 1741
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

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    About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

    About Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
    Player Protection Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
    Quality-of-Life The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
    Multiple Worlds In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
    Java & Bedrock Crossplay The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I protect my builds? Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
    Are there pay-to-win mechanics? No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
    How do I access other worlds? Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
    Can I play with friends on different platforms? Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
    Where can I find more information? Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

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  • Whispering Woods 1.21.2

    Whispering Woods 1.21.2
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 9938
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Potions Brewed: 71 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 608980 Secret Passages Found: 3

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    OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

    You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

    And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

    Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

    Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

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  • CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

    CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 4375
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

    Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

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  • GF’s Gift Fail Server

    GF’s Gift Fail Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 5251
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

    Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

    So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

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  • ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

    ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 3932
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Runes Activated: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Chimeras Created: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

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  • RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

    RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1863
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

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  • CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 3924
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 55137 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

    plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

    StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 8860
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Emeralds Found: 6000

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    lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

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