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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6885 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
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Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He may be a pig, but he’s got an eye for design that will blow your mind!
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