WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	3566
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Akardoo

– What plugins do you have? *We currently have 49 Plugins (which are very few) and we basically consist of Jobs, Iconomy, ChestShops, Multi Verse (Multimundos), plotme, Disguise (For VIPs and admins), factions, Mob arena and mob captcher. -What benefits do I get when I donate? * akardoo.buycraft.com -Page the forum? * foro.akardoo.com – Server location * Roboiux France (US) IP’s: mc.akardoo.com (The main one I recorded on) Hg1.akardoo.com Hg2.akardoo.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9548	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

XOKingdoms

Medieval RPG * Survival * Creative * PVP * Mini Games * IP: play.xokingdoms.com

Come join our fun and award-winning Community to embark on a journey of untold riches and power (or you can just play to survive in the wilderness)! You must start your new life in these medieval lands and choose to either live in a Kingdom and rank up to Glory, or live the Freeman Life on your own as a Mercenary or Outlaw! We are known for our EQUAL girl to boy player ratio. Deposit your money into our famous World Bank and watch your Savings Account grow! Monthly contests and wars! Get both in-game and REAL LIFE prizes!

There are two Kingdoms in the land from which to choose that occasionally battle each other in a War to claim new land and prizes. You may stay behind and help your Kingdom progress, or join the King’s Army and help win fortune!

If you pledge your loyalty to a King, you can work your way up the ranks to someday be a Knight – or even become a Lord who rules over other players! If not… Just live on your own or with friends!

What side will you choose?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Papocraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Papocraft, minecraft survival server community. Place where you can live the Minecraft multiplayer experience in a survival state.

Find out everything in our discord. https://discord.gg/FbQSqu9

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Matrix Vanilla Server

Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Matrix is a Pure Vanilla Server, We are about getting back to the roots of what Vanilla is meant to be, so don’t come expecting any of those /sethome /home /tpa etc as even though they’re available in Vanilla, we feel it takes away from how Vanilla was intended.

The map is restricted in size of building space to 50k in every direction, with space past that allotted for Custom trade Villagers, Games and much much more.

All of the fancy little tricks and commands we do have are all run via command blocks and have been thoroughly tested to work optimally in 1.15

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Animals Bred:	151	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	1465
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MilfsMakers

Welcome To MilfsMakers,

This is a English Pvp Survival server with minigames, Just have fun Follow the rules and be the man on the Pvp line.

i see you soon on the Pvp line

Goodluck

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixel Masters

A no-death, buildable, survival pixelmon server! Requires pixelmon 2.5.2 and minecraft 1.6.4! We have gym leaders, drop parties, and all kinds of other fun features! Join now! IP: pixelmasters.org

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MadInCRAFT

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

The Survival world is 100% survival! No teleportation. Many gameplay plugins have been added to make the gaming experience more enjoyable and are therefore often transparent to the player. NPCs are accessible in some cases. PVP is allowed, but in moderation Livemap: http://map.minecraft.kerv.org Statistics: http://stats.minecraft.kerv.org Serveur teamspeak3 dedie: ts3server://ts.kerv.org

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mystian Network

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Hello and welcome to The Mystian Network! We are a variety server, with a Spawn server, Towny server, Factions server, and Airwars server. What is airwars? The INCREDIBLE custom mini-game exclusively on our server! Battle the enemy ship with cannons and hand-on-hand combat. Empire Wars ensures an experience like no other server. Variety server truly describes us! Come and explore the amazing Empire Wars.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	269

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Starcraft

This is the Starcraft server we have 30 slots and are growing every day. our server is a factions based server but we have mcmmo and over plugins that you can interact with.we will have some mini games coming soon.

Owners: toxiccoke,FlamingFaggot8,Trakterboy16,MrEnderpig

We hope to see you on the server!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Sliwco Server

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

A bukkit modded server, with SMP, mini-games and much more! We allow for players to have a survival experience, yet also play mini-games with a separate inventory so they do not risk loosing any items, currently supporting mini-games such as paintball, all which is custom coded JUST for this server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelmonCraft

FTB, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

PixelmonCraft.com Pixelmon Reforged Server

Are you a fan of Minecraft? Are you a fan of Pokemon? Then you are in the right place! Pixelmoncraft combines the two and on our player friendly server you can catch pokemon, compete with friends, find boss pokemon to conquer, challenge gym leaders and earn badges, train and improve your pokemon, buy and sell items in our online auction, trade pokemon with each other and explore our Pixelmon Servers.

Visit our website on Pixelmoncraft.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Darkserver

Creative Server

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sombrero Tekkit

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mineland

Economy, Survival, Towny

Mineland is back, under new ownership, but with the same goal. A Fun and friendly survival experience. Features you will experience:

Player Mall Lottery Auction System Vote rewards Many extra features and plugins used to enhance your experience. Server drop parties and events Plus lots lots more. Come join our Survival server and enjoy minecraft together.

play.mineland.org or mc.mineland.org will both get you onto our amazing server.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MIneShake Network

Mineshake is a server network that consists of, minigames, survival, factions, creative, and much more to come!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Players Killed by Monsters:	6250	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.