WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Remnant of Adventure

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, player! Remnants of Adventure is a new but strong server that focuses on Towny, PvP, and an Dungeon world. Server is busiest around 4-8 PM U.S. Central Time.

Terra is the main world, in which most players live. In this world PvP is allowed but griefing is prohibited. You can break blocks to get into someone’s home and steal from them, but replace everything you break. No hostile mobs spawn in this world. Towny is the main feature of this world. Don’t know what Towny is? http://wiki.minecraft-techworld.com/wiki/Towny

Warshard is the anarchy world, where you may PvP and grief freely. It resets every few months to keep it fresh, and provide players with a constant supply of fresh resources. All mobs spawn here.

Valera is the constantly expanding adventure world. When we say adventure we mean it in the true sense of the word, not the game mode. You cannot break blocks or PvP in Valera, as it is meant for exploring various houses, villages, and caves that contain loot yet tons of mobs. Valera is an eternally dark world. No passive mobs spawn here.

Other features are present to. From being able to see another player’s health, to joining large scale battle maps for fun arena PvP action, this server will keep you entertained.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Farms Harvested:	804
Enchantments Applied:	79	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EggPlantedMC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

EggPlantedMC is a new Towny server with an emphasis on fun. We aren’t one of those big servers where you have to learn a bunch of new things. On EggPlanted, you can just play survival, make a town, meet new friends, and have fun. We have a player-based economy. Players are encourage to have a chest shop in the player shop area at spawn, or make one in their town. We don’t have an admin shop because we believe that it’s more rewarding to gather materials legitimately then to buy technically spawned in items.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TEH WARRiORS FTB Server

FTB, PvP

Welcome to TEH WARRiOR’s FTB server! Active staff and nice players!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2734	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecrafters

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftCosta Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Survival server, PVP with minigames so you can have fun playing Minecraft. On our server you can play blockhunt or skyblock. We also have MobArena, Quake, Teamdeathmatch, Capturetheflag. Together with economy and mcMMo they make a friendly server.

Enjoy with us.

Spanish speaking server.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MegaMineGames

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Vanilla

Up and coming megaserver. Our games include: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Factions, KitPVP, and Vanilla. More mini-games currently under development. Come by and check out our new hub. Monthly vote contests and daily prizes.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlanetCraftation

Survival

/server survival Explore the wilderness, rank up your classes, McMMO, Explore the real means of survival, markets, shops and more! We have free diamond drop parties Monday’s and Friday’s on the survival server! We customized our ranks to be chosen by the players for only a certain amount of in game currency, we are one of the very few who actually do this. We have great architecture and 96% uptime. Why choose PlanetCraftation? Curse free environment. Next gen ranking system. Player chosen rank. McMMO! 96% Uptime. We cater to all ages! Mature staff and players. Great /modreq system for help! And more! Join to find out! There may be something you like! We are a world wide server expanding our horizons, with Survival, Factions, Towny, and a Lobby server to play mini games and earn gems on. Come stop on by! Don’t miss out 😛

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Lostcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Want Survival, we got it. Want PvP, we got it Want Prison, we got it Friendly Staff, qualified developers and amazing community We will help you with anything on Lostcraft, If you played on the old Lostcrafts you get our OldTimer rank. New servers coming soon like MiniGames and Freebuild. Voting gives rewards and helps the server. Hope to see everyone very soon. Custom Plugins for everything made by our very own developers Ip connects you to our Hub server.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blockstorm

Economy, PvP, Survival

There are two survival worlds and a PvP world. The server is running the latest Spigot version for 1.8 with several plugins including mcMMO, WorldGuard, CraftBook and custom plugins. There is an economy, shops and a MobArena. For more information visit blockstorm.com.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SophisticatedGoons

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

The SophisticatedGoons Officail Twitch/YouTube Server! The server conatins many plugins. Some of these include: Multi-Verse, Towny, iConomy, ChestShop, Factions, +more! We stream on Twitch almost everyday, and one day I ws thinking about making a server, so I did, and here we are 🙂 The server and everything took a couple of days to make. We had some problems at the start but everything is A-OK now. Owners: Muffiiiins NickPang231

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchantments Applied:	247
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BreadKraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny

BreadKraft, a wheat based alternative! What is BreadKraft? It’s a 24/7 dedicated Minecraft SMP server with a lag free environment, very active staff and friendly community. BreadKraft is a survival/pvp type server which tries to bring out the best vanillaesc flavour of Minecraft while enhancing core features(Survival, PvP, Building and Exploration) through a variety of plugins such as Towny, LWC, Dynamic Difficulty, HyperEconomy, and many more. What else? Well, we also have many fun mini games in our lobby such as Mario Kart, Capture The Flag, Spleef, and more! Go ahead, hop on our server at mc.breadkraft.net and enjoy your new found addiction.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RedstoneCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

RedstoneCraft Gaming is a Server where we give you what YOU want. Want a plugin added? It WILL be added. Got a suggestion, it will be implemented. We are looking for some Staffing, come on and be watched over and if we like your style, and you help people out and are willing to be a great part of our Community, you will be promoted. We ALL here at RedstoneCraft Gaming wish you all a very good stay!

Plugins installed on server: Essentials, WorldEdit, McMMO and more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	8872	Dragon Eggs Found:	1511
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Chrisbot

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla PVE/PVP survival server. Server refreshed in August 2017. Chrisbot has been online since 2014.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CreativeBlockz

Creative

CreativeBlockz brings the most fun creative experience on Minecraft. However, there are some rules. 1. Have fun! 2. Trolls are not acceptable 3. Traps cannot be made 4. Be friendly and enjoy the server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WTCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Serve is totally new but without bugs, it is hosted 24 hours a day, I hope you come in and help us grow, the owners of the serve are Nimatrox, Gasty, _iWeken, I just helped put the post on this page, thank you.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.