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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7988 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!