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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 3170 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4618 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7102 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!