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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 715 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9587 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!