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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9504 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Join us if you want to put your weiner in the craziest and most bizarre places imaginable! From lava pits to creeper explosions, the possibilities are endless! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Just remember to keep your weiner safe and sound, you never know where it might end up next!
