WeinerCraftersUnite!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to put your weiner in the craziest and most bizarre places imaginable! From lava pits to creeper explosions, the possibilities are endless! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Just remember to keep your weiner safe and sound, you never know where it might end up next!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	4837	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2820
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Potions Brewed:	94
Buildings Constructed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Items Found:	4602	Falling into the Void:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Void Gems Collected:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	5062
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	2381
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Towns Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	166
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	298
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.