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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 484 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Reasons to join: 1. Weigh-ins before riding horses – just like at my mother’s ranch, we make sure you’re not too heavy for our virtual ponies. Safety first, folks! 2. Apology drama – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like when my wife demanded an apology for weighing the kids. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 3. Cold shoulders and accusations – Experience the thrill of being called a cruel asshole by your own family members, all while building epic structures in Minecraft. 4. Weather excuses – Just like my mom’s excuse for not letting the kids ride, we’ll come up with all sorts of crazy reasons for why things aren’t happening on the server. It’s all part of the fun!
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have drama, weight limits, and family feuds? It’s a virtual rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
