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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

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CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Star Shards Collected:	197
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Farms Harvested:	873
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8167
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Animals Bred:	128	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7374
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	214	Crops Grown:	8959
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Animals Bred:	178
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Votes:	7377
Farms Harvested:	638	Potions Brewed:	52

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4101	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

play.stealcadia.com

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2048	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	7741
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

play.blithemc.co

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

renascencesmp.org:2225

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5857	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Farms Harvested:	995

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

play.minetality.net