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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

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HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7798
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	292122	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Emeralds Found:	9287	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3946
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Animals Bred:	111
Enchantments Applied:	147	Mines Excavated:	1509

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
New Chunks Explored:	39851	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ores Mined:	7096	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Gods Slained:	1

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ores Mined:	2070	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Farms Harvested:	632
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582