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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3607 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 9314 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Imagine a world where step-parents actually remember all their children, even the ones they didn’t give birth to. That’s the kind of magical experience you’ll have on our server. No more feeling like the forgotten stepchild, because here, everyone is loved (except maybe those pesky zombies).
Don’t let a little family drama ruin your day, join our server and escape to a world where even the skeletons have better family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server that welcomes you with open arms (and diamond swords)?
So come on, join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time. And remember, on our server, everyone gets a seat at the virtual dinner table (even if it’s just a pixelated one).
