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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1763 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Towns Built: | 8 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Join our server for epic adventures and unforgettable moments. Just like the time our admin accidentally set the entire spawn point on fire and everyone had to scramble to save their precious loot. Or the time a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a creeper that ended up exploding and taking out half of the server.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family. Just like when your best man and groomsman accidentally took your wallet back to Florida after your wedding. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure to have your back (and your wallet) on our server.
So come join us for some laughs, some tears, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other?