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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7670 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 5017 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
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