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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6413 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
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