Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stepmoms, confederate flag ball caps, and wedding dress showdowns!

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Who needs therapy when you can battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated drama?

Create your own unique avatar and explore our vast world, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from stepmoms in sweatpants. Want your biological parents to walk you down the aisle? No problem! Just watch out for any objections from NPCs who think they know better than you.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with a stepmom who’s determined to make your virtual life as chaotic as your real one. It’s all fun and games until someone tries to get you arrested for standing up to them…in Minecraft, of course!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Chimeras Created: 3
Buildings Constructed: 37 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 82

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 466 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Emeralds Found: 8810
    Enchantments Applied: 152 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 226 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 255 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 96836
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Animals Bred: 132
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    New Chunks Explored: 604595 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Villages Defended: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Crops Grown: 1440

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 225 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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