Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 75 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5989 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and weddings are planned in Michigan! Join us for a wild ride filled with tuxedo rentals, airbnb stays, and one-sided relationships.
Are you tired of always making the effort to see your friend, only to be left hanging when it’s your turn? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in standing up for yourself and not attending weddings in far-off states just to prove a point.
But don’t worry, the house will be full of your best friends having a great time without you, so you won’t be missing out on all the fun. So come join us and let your absence speak for itself – because sometimes, actions speak louder than words.
Join now and let’s make some unforgettable memories together, even if they involve missing out on weddings and standing up for yourself in the most epic way possible!
