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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4358 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5756 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 252885 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Just like the OP’s brother’s new girlfriend, we welcome new players with open arms…as long as they don’t bring their 8-year-old son to the house rental. We have strict rules about who can crash our virtual parties!
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of entitlement. Who knows, you might even find love in our pixelated world. So come on, don’t be the asshole – join our Minecraft server today!