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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8167 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 731 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 112 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life sitcom, where the boundaries of what’s socially acceptable are constantly pushed. Just like my sister, who decided to move in a profoundly disabled dishwasher she met at a restaurant. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the most unexpected places?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as outrageous and entertaining as my sister’s life choices, come join us! Just remember, drama is our middle name and anything goes. See you there!