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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 132 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 238600 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blocks just like I had to clean up my entire house as a kid. But don’t worry, we promise not to make you keep your younger siblings in line – unless you want to, of course!
Just like my dad making my mom pay child support, we’ll make sure you pay your dues in the form of in-game currency. And if you ever forget about your virtual responsibilities, we’ll be sure to remind you just like my mom forgot about us.
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity just like my family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?