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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2013 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.
So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.