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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1719 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8787 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 |
Just like how you’re limiting your wedding to immediate family and close friends, our server is limited to only the coolest players who know how to keep the peace and have a good time. No random strangers showing up uninvited here!
And hey, if your dad’s wife’s sons, Bill, Bob, and George, try to sneak onto the server, we’ve got a ban hammer ready to kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” We don’t mess around with unwanted guests, just like you don’t mess around with unwanted wedding guests.
So come join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family members you barely know!