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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1808 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!
And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!