🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3234 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!
And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!