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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9795 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!
And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!