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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8775 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 81 | New Chunks Explored: | 976221 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!
And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!