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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 798 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2720 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 128 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has started breakdancing instead of attacking players.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.