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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2098 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.