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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 318 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2903 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
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