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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 337 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2402 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.