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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1960 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.