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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9697 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Star Shards Collected: | 91 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.