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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 222 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 4165 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.