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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7398 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.