Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • i-Pixelmon

    i-Pixelmon

    Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • HappyCloud

    HappyCloud

    Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Villages Defended: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Dimension Hops: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MineKeo Network

    MineKeo Network

    Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • KiwiSMP

    KiwiSMP

    1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3030 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Trap Legacy

    Trap Legacy

    A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • HyperHub

    HyperHub

    HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Potions Brewed: 67
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BumbleCraft

    BumbleCraft

    We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • VentureLand RPG

    VentureLand RPG

    A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BlzeSteal

    BlzeSteal

    BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ores Mined: 6002
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2361 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Azalea Realms

    Azalea Realms

    Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2134 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Mundo PixelNet

    Mundo PixelNet

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Farms Harvested: 511
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Buildings Constructed: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MC PGST

    MC PGST

    A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • The Cavern

    The Cavern

    Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • LuxCube

    LuxCube

    Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Potions Brewed: 46
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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