Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 18
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Jujutsu Kaisen Goatjo

    Jujutsu Kaisen Goatjo

    Goatjo Minecraft is a jujutsu kaisen based minecraft server 🙂 We host events daily, crates, survival, pvp and a awesome friendly community

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Duck Realm

    Duck Realm

    We have crossplay support! Immerse yourself in the boundless adventure that awaits you in DuckRealm.eu, the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking a fresh and exhilarating gaming experience. With our new server, we invite you to embark on an unforgettable journey filled with endless possibilities and captivating gameplay.At DuckRealm.eu, we believe in the power of survival mode to truly test your skills and unleash your inner explorer. Engage in thrilling battles against formidable mobs, gather vital resources, and build your own thriving empire in a challenging yet rewarding environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivalist or a newcomer to the game, our server offers an inclusive and supportive community where you can learn, grow, and conquer the untamed wilderness together.But that’s not all—DuckRealm.eu provides a haven for creative minds to flourish. With our free building mode, you can let your imagination run wild and bring your wildest visions to life. From awe-inspiring structures to intricate redstone contraptions, the possibilities are limited only by your creativity. Show off your architectural prowess and inspire others with your unique creations.As you embark on this epic journey, you won’t be alone. Join our friendly and vibrant community on Discord, where you can connect with fellow adventurers, share your accomplishments, and collaborate on exciting projects. Our Discord server serves as a hub of communication, where you can receive the latest updates on server events, participate in engaging discussions, and forge lasting friendships with like-minded players.To join the adventure, simply visit our website at duckrealm.eu. There, you’ll find all the information you need to get started, including server details, rules, and FAQs. Explore the various biomes, uncover hidden treasures, and discover new realms teeming with wonders. Whether you prefer to go on daring solo expeditions or embark on cooperative quests with friends, DuckRealm.eu has something for everyone.Please note that as a brand-new server, we are continuously working to enhance and expand the features available. We appreciate your patience as we fine-tune the server and implement exciting updates to enrich your gameplay experience. We are committed to creating a dynamic and engaging world that keeps you coming back for more.The time has come to step into the enchanting realm of DuckRealm.eu. Prepare yourself for an immersive journey, where your survival skills will be tested, your creativity will flourish, and lasting friendships will be forged. Join us today and become a part of this thrilling Minecraft community. The adventure awaits!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ores Mined: 5877
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftLands

    CraftLands

    [1.20.1]On CraftLands you can explore the custom world and build amazing structures Active staff members will help you out with any issues.CraftLands is waiting you.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Envy Block Pixelmon

    Envy Block Pixelmon

    Create the ultimate Pokémon adventure at Envy Block Pixelmon! We offer great community, tournaments, an expansive story campaign, and more for you and your friends to enjoy. Join today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8604 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 17

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Supremecraft

    Supremecraft

    Server dedicated to survival and roleplay of players. We have a wide variety of plugins which will make your experience more pleasant and immersive, other than the monotony you were used to on other servers.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ValhallaCraft SMP

    ValhallaCraft SMP

    The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8517 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Minecraft Civils

    Minecraft Civils

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • VenatusMC

    VenatusMC

    Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • UnitMC

    UnitMC

    Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Zombie Dances: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 726 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Crops Grown: 3225
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2937 Potions Brewed: 94
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5826
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Love Letters Sent: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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