Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 172 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Ecaz MC

    Ecaz MC

    Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Mines Excavated: 3688 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DerCraft Network

    DerCraft Network

    DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Enchantments Applied: 102
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • OceanBlock by CraftersLand

    OceanBlock  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • LegendsRPG

    LegendsRPG

    LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • AlanBeckerMC

    AlanBeckerMC

    The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Runes Activated: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Crops Grown: 7394 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Just Minecraft

    Just Minecraft

    At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 23 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mines Excavated: 4820
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Farms Harvested: 201

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Enchantments Applied: 290
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Animals Bred: 118
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 4591
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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