Waxless IcarusCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

so they decided to create a minecraft server where EVERYTHING IS MADE OF WAX! yes, you heard that right, your house, your tools, even the mobs are made of wax! imagine fighting a zombie made of wax, it’s like a giant candle trying to eat your brains! but don’t worry, if you run out of wax, just go to the wax forest and chop down some wax trees to replenish your supply.

and that’s not all, there’s a secret quest on the server where you have to find the legendary wax dragon and defeat him to become the ultimate wax warrior. but be careful, because if you melt too much wax, you might just end up like poor icarus, falling from the sky because your wings couldn’t handle the heat.

so come join us on this waxy adventure, where everything is slippery and shiny and oh so flammable. who knew that wax could be so much fun in minecraft?

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Animals Bred:	43
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Buildings Constructed:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9062	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3655	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	485	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	208	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	656	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1806
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	6352	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	5667
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	466	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎