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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6975 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 60 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 328 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).
And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!