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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5428 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5021 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 1982 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles over whether cats or dogs are superior, intense debates about pineapple on pizza, and heated discussions about the best way to build a dirt house.
But beware, things can get pretty crazy around here. One time, someone built a giant statue of Pepe the Frog that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Another time, a group of Redditors tried to overthrow the 4chan mods by spamming them with wholesome memes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, come join us! Just be prepared to defend your memes and your dignity at all costs.