Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Runes Activated:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Potions Brewed:	135	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	580
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Towns Built:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Animals Bred:	187
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4847
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	171
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7834	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crops Grown:	3082	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Zombie Dances:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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