Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	197
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Villages Defended:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crops Grown:	9796
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5294	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Star Shards Collected:	276	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Towns Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Emeralds Found:	4873	Alien Abductions:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	158	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2465	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Votes:	1364
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	818302	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Crops Grown:	1751	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6069
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Potions Brewed:	94
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8982	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc