Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
New Chunks Explored:	683168	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Farms Harvested:	800	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Secret Passages Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	724286	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Towns Built:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	242
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	735105
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
New Chunks Explored:	956041	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Votes:	6949	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1285
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	704	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Villages Defended:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	45
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1100	Zombie Dances:	4

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Enchantments Applied:	146
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net